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Donald Trump is Publicity Seeking Whore: Prejean Stays as Miss CA, Perez Forgives Her

Late Night: Boob Jobs, Pageants and True Love

Pro choice is just that: We can choose to do whatever we want to do with our bodies, though I do think pageant models should be factory standard. Like, you can’t put Neuticles into a show dog. And lip piercing or a huge tattoo of Taz on your ass may not be the best choice, but hey it’s your choice, just like a job, a face lift, Botox, or raising the results of an unplanned pregnancy.

Carrie Prejean smiled her way through the press conference, explaining that a friend took the topless lacy pink underwear panties picture which was submitted as an "application" to be a lingerie model and was never for publication. Yet according to TMZ:

Those topless photos of Miss USA California Carrie Prejean were taken after she turned 18, according to one of her former pageant sponsors…We obtained an email sent by the sponsor (we were asked not to use his name) and he says Carrie sent him one of the topless photos after January 6, 2009, asking "if she was in good enough shape for the Miss USA Pageant." The date is significant, because that’s the day Carrie got a boob job. The former sponsor says the pic was post boob job and she was well over 18.

And those nipply beach snaps? Carrie finds it

appalling that a professional photographer would violate my trust by releasing an unauthorized and inappropriate image taken in between posed shots on a windy day which I was unaware of

I call bovine scat. Take a look and see if she seems unposed and unaware. But Carrie invoked grandpa, the Battle of Bulge (WW2, not the jeans vs ass one), freedom of speech, said she forgives Perez Hilton (hell, she should praise him to high heaven and send him a Kitson gift card for giving her career a boost out of her gig throwing tee shirts to fans during Padres games).

Prejean explains her oversight in neglecting to mention the photos saying when

You’re entering a beauty pageant you don’t think about possibly every single photo shoot you’ve ever done…This is a 12 page contract we’re talking about.

Then her polish dropped and she got real, asking the reporter in a snide tone:

Do you remember what you did when you were 16?

Trump is thrilled that his pageant, which he claims cost him very little to buy, has gotten such a high profile boost. Meanwhile, Carrie is gonna shut her piehole, do her job and keep her opinions to herself. But maybe what Carrie needs to do is learn a little about the rights that are denied to same sex couples on a federal level, and realize that allowing people to marry isn’t going to churches to perform the ceremonies!

And since part of her ministry is going to strip clubs and preaching the word of God to strippers, I wonder how she feels about her sometimes boyfriend Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps having a three hour threesome with some lap dancers?

If God is love and God made us all, then why wouldn’t God want to insure that loving couples have the same legal rights, no matter who they love?

But as Perez says, Carrie’s a "simple" girl, and that may be just to hard a question for her to answer.

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102 Responses to "Late Night: Boob Jobs, Pageants and True Love"
Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:02 pm 1

Happy late night all!
The NY State Assembly just passed gay marriage. The real fight of
course is in the Senate. But at least we get to watch that on
http://www.nysenate.gov


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:04 pm 2

I like boobs


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:04 pm 3

lisa! bovine scat!


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:05 pm 4

Methinks somebody got hisself a hummer and Ms Cali got to keep herself a crown.


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:06 pm 5
In response to DrDick @ 4

That only happens in the White House


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:07 pm 6
In response to DrDick @ 4

I think she was told to STFU and do her job. Donald doesnt need a hummer–it’s the sound ot money that gets him off.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:10 pm 7

i wonder what her parents’ reaction to all this bruhaha is.


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:12 pm 8
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 6

Whatever it was, I am certain that it exceeds your daily sleaze quotient.


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:12 pm 9
In response to Suzanne @ 7

What absolute twaddle?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:14 pm 10
In response to DrDick @ 8

Oh, you underestimate me…but thanks. I think….


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:15 pm 11

i figure they are upset about the photos (as would most parents) but wonder what their reaction was that she got a boob job. and when it came out that the boob job was paid for by the pageant. and about possibily losing her crown.

or are they thrilled that she got to meet the donald.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:15 pm 12

I hae family members who are very uncomfy with my discussing LGBT issues in a public forum, let along discussing same sex marriage with them in private.


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:16 pm 13
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 10

The Donald oozes sleaze like a toxic waste dump.


Larue | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:17 pm 14

She’s a tramp, she blew Trump to get the deal, and she’s as dead as yesterday’s news as Sarah Palin is.

The less blog coverage they get, the better.

I respect lap dancers, whores, and hi end call girls and guys more than this skank.

With the others, the money’s always on the table.

With Prejean, the money’s hushed up, dirty like.

She’s a nobody.


Larue | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:18 pm 15
In response to Suzanne @ 3

Bovine scat shoulda been ’skank shat’, or at least ‘feline scat’, but that’s an insult to kitteh’s everywhere.

*G*

SUZ!!!!!!! lol


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:18 pm 16
In response to Larue @ 14

no harrumph larue? *waving*


Larue | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:19 pm 17
In response to DrBong @ 2

This is the second time you’ve elicited this response outta me:

Boobs A Lot

Yer a cheap reply, I’ll say that . . . *G*


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:20 pm 18
In response to Suzanne @ 11

I think Carrie’s parents are pretty unhappy people. According to TMZ, their divorce was very messy, with lots of accusations of homosexulaity flying back and forth

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/07/…..-marriage/

And btw, Carrie recorded a phone solictation call for NOM–whose pres maggie gallagher makes 125K a year off her charity


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:21 pm 19
In response to Larue @ 14

Hi Larue.

I’m not convinced that she “blew” Trump, but I agree with everything else.

Regards


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:21 pm 20
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 18

egad – so carrie is not going to shut up. oy.


Larue | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:22 pm 21

Suz @12:

A ‘harumph’ is for things that matter.

It’s mind over matter.

I don’t mind, cuz she don’t matter.

/NYTawk *G* *wavesbacj*


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:22 pm 22
In response to Larue @ 17

I meant “boobies”

My Bad ;~P


Larue | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:23 pm 23

Dr. Bong @19:

*G* Yer a hoss, hoss . . . lol


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:24 pm 24
In response to DrBong @ 19

Donald was looking for something to give Miss USA/Miss Universe some viability…I think pageants like these are very creepy and weird. I have watched some of the doc on them and the tv shows..horrifying.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:24 pm 25

I meant vitality..not enough coffee


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:24 pm 26
In response to DrDick @ 4

I wondered if perhaps Trump being past due to trade in his wife was a factor. Been a couple years now…


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:25 pm 27
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 24

I think they’re all “creepy & weird”

That’s just me.


Larue | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:25 pm 28

DR. Bong @22:

I think the Holy Modal folks called it for what it is. *G*

Dang I miss them phreaks . . . *G*


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:26 pm 29
In response to DrBong @ 22

… and don’t bring no bird pics

;~P


AZ Matt | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:29 pm 30

She is so intelligent that she will be a regular on all the Faux News shows as an expert commentator.


SunnyNobility | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:30 pm 31

neuticles… :-/


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:30 pm 32
In response to ratfood @ 26

There is that. He likes to trade ‘em in when the “new” wears off.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:30 pm 33
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 25

but she wasn’t even the winner. she was the runner up – she only won miss california and lost usa to whatshername.


Millineryman | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:32 pm 34

For all parties involved it’s a huge publicity stunt, and the loser out of it is marriage equality IMHO. A very serious civil rights issue has been reduced to a circus.


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:32 pm 35
In response to Suzanne @ 33

There was a pageant?


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:33 pm 36
In response to DrBong @ 27

Don’t care for pageants. Personally, I’ve always been attracted to intelligent women. Bit of a Catch-22 that, since it also means they’re smart enough to know they can do better…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:33 pm 37

Meanwhile, what about the head of charity getting paid 42% of the revenue–“like Maggie Gallagher, head of National Organizatin for Marriage?


Larue | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:34 pm 38

I see very little dif tween the call gal that buried Elliot Spitzer, and Prejean.

Bad home lives . . . bad choices after . . . and confused minds always grasping for glory.

Using others, all the time, to get their whiles . . . . I really appreciate Lisa D’s perspectives on this one.

Sick is as sick does, Mz. d . . . thanks for the post . . . . lotta intuitive in it . . and yer comments. *G*


tk1200 | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:34 pm 39

I don’t care how big her boobs are now, that girl is fighting way outside of her weight class. It’s a curious choice for a young woman who obviously hopes to make a living in some segment of the entertainment establishment, with Hollywood being the most obvious destination since she doesn’t seem to possess Broadway talent. Miss California has a queer career strategy if you ask me.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:36 pm 40
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 37

The good news: didn’t plan to give the NOMskulls any money anyway.


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:37 pm 41
In response to Millineryman @ 34

It might be infantile and a little insulting but this recent tempest in a teapot doesn’t have the power to diminish the cause of marriage equality.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:37 pm 42
In response to Suzanne @ 33

The real winner is Trump–followed by Carrie. And yes, Millineryman, marriage equality was a loser. Hopefully though, someone/s will be able to educate Carrie about equal rights and let her know that no churches will be forced to marry people they dont want to marry…


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:37 pm 43
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 37

that really should be illegal – or at least cause to remove the designation of non profit


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:39 pm 44
In response to ratfood @ 36

Don’t sell yerself short.

Lucky in love & lucky in life myself.

Dry wit has its qualities.

;~P


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:41 pm 45
In response to ratfood @ 41

I think the tsunami is coming and nothing they can do will stop it.


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:42 pm 46
In response to Suzanne @ 43

Actually, I think it is, but IANAL.


Millineryman | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:42 pm 47
In response to ratfood @ 41

It doesn’t help it either when a stunt like this uses the fact that the President of the country is against marriage equality for those who maybe sitting on the fence.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:43 pm 48

I think that in the medium to long run could open further dialog, especially since the NY state assembly just passed same sex marriage!


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:44 pm 49
In response to DrBong @ 44

Learned a long time ago that people who make their happiness contingent on things they lack are never happy. I’m happy with what I have.


cosanostradamus | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:45 pm 50

.
Turns out, the whole magilla was just a publicity stunt to promote the new Biblically correct DVD of “Christian Girls Gone Wild.”

Perez Hilton get 10%

Trump gets 20%

Prejean gets 5%.

Piss-poor negotiating on her part. And she’s the one who has to be naked.

Trump offered, but…
.


DrBong | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:46 pm 51
In response to ratfood @ 49

Simpatico

Hasta manana, all.


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:47 pm 52
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 48

I really do think that we have an unstoppable trend going here. It will take a long time (maybe forever) in some areas of the country (my native Oklahoma or Mississippi and Alabama), but as more states legalize it and the sky does not fall and they are not destroyed by hellfire and brimstone, most other states will also legalize it.


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:48 pm 53
In response to Millineryman @ 47

As the late Senator Everett Dirksen said (paraphrasing Victor Hugo) in reference to the 1964 Civil Rights Act, “Stronger than all the armies is an idea whose time has come.”

The time for marriage equality has at hand.


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:48 pm 54

Night.


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:49 pm 55
In response to DrBong @ 51

G’night, DrBong.


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:49 pm 56
In response to ratfood @ 53

Agreed.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:49 pm 57

g’nite dr bong


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:53 pm 58
In response to DrDick @ 52

The current trend looks promising but the Bible-Belt states will resist until SCOTUS eventually makes it the law of the land. It’ll take a number of years and the replacement of some of the more conservative SC justices to make that possible. It will happen in the not TOO distant future though.


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:54 pm 59

How come the edit feature hasn’t made it to La Figa yet?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:54 pm 60

The tax exempt status of tax exempt charities may start getting tougher and face more scrutiny as the govt seeks new revenue streams.

My city, in an attempt to get ore money has decided people who work at home as writers, artsits, consultants, any 1099 income, must pay a business tax, even if we dont break even


Millineryman | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:55 pm 61
In response to ratfood @ 53

It needs to be recognized at the federal level so all gay and
lesbians have the freedom and the recognition of their rights in every state.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:55 pm 62
In response to ratfood @ 59

tech crew is still working on restoring that feature at the sister blogs.


hackworth1 | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:56 pm 63

A millionaire assh*le with a combover hairdo says that gay marriage is too complicated to state his position (doggie style) holding court over women with sophomoric opinions and saline breast implants. What’s not to like?


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:56 pm 64
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 60

What a crock!


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:57 pm 65
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 60

geez. that sucks lisa – and shows how hard up they are for revenue. i hope they take a good hard look at those charities and their exception from taxes. along with churches who cross that separation church/state line


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:58 pm 66
In response to ratfood @ 59

I wish I knew–there’s an edit feature? (hard to tell frm my tpying!)


DrDick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:58 pm 67

time for me to head to bed. Stoopit final exams just won’t grade themselves. Take care all.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:59 pm 68

it is a newly restored feature at fdl lisa – gives ya a few minutes to go back into your comment and edit it. it is a nice feature for those of us who see typos after submitting the comment.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:59 pm 69

g’nite dr dick


Millineryman | Tuesday May 12, 2009 08:59 pm 70
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 60

Wow that’s just not right.


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:01 pm 71
In response to Suzanne @ 65

Not enough politicians with the guts to go after the church businesses.

There’s you answer, Lisa! Get yourself ordained and designate your home church property.


Millineryman | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:02 pm 72

Does anyone know whatever happened in NH? The last I heard the bill went to the gov for his signature.


ratfood | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:03 pm 73
In response to DrDick @ 67

G’nite.

S’pose I’ll head out too. Nighters to all.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:03 pm 74

g’nite ratfood


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:04 pm 75

night!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:09 pm 76

I think what is reprehensible abou tthis is that there is a whole list of Prejean’ss violations
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/11/…..ghty-list/
and she gets off with no consequences.


Blub | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:11 pm 77

I may not be in the majority here on this one, but I personally think that Miss Half-Dressed was somewhat abused by the Miss USA pageant people. Fine, she answered badly and that cost her the Miss USA crown, but then going after her with vindictive leak after leak was over the top. This is once again a free country (sort of), and, in it, even she should be entitled to her small-minded ‘lil opinions. Pageants are a private affair of course, but going after the contestants for expressing unpopular opinions is, at best, in bad taste. This whole thing kind of smacked of the whole Dixie Chicks fiasco and it made me rather uncomfortable.


Millineryman | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:13 pm 78
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 76

While the Donald may have won this PR battle, whatever credibility pageants had is gone.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:21 pm 79
In response to Blub @ 77

yes, the pageant should have conducted their investigation into her behavior behind the scenes. I think the Miss California commercial in response to the controversy was very tasteful, but the leaks weren’t.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:25 pm 80
In response to Millineryman @ 78

The whole thing unfolded like reality tv


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:29 pm 81
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 80

kinda like a reverse american idol – the winner was selected on the first show and then it drags on week after week


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:29 pm 82
In response to Suzanne @ 81

*spit take*


SunnyNobility | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:31 pm 83
In response to Millineryman @ 78

The Miss USA pageant has never had much cred – it’s fundamentally a cheap knock-off of the Miss America pageant, which does. They may be unhappy.

For to big to fail Donald, any publicity is good publicity.


dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:36 pm 84

I’m gonna pray for Miss California.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:38 pm 85
In response to dosido @ 84

Thats the best plan, that her mind be opned and her tongue loosened


dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:39 pm 86
In response to Blub @ 77

Well I kinda agree with your sentiments. However, how much nicer it would have been for Miss USA to realize that everyone in the USA has an opinion and, as Miss USA representing the whole country, she could have offered up some noncommittal pablum, like “it’s a free country and everyone is entitled to their opinion about such a controversial subject.” I think they have coaches to help dodge those bullets?


Blub | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:44 pm 87
In response to dosido @ 86

to be fair, I’m not complaining that her answer cost her contest. It was a bad answer. I just think what they did afterwards (going after their own contestant with immature behavior) was in bad taste, is all…


dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:45 pm 88

OK, I’m in danger of three comments in a row but I can’t resist…are Mr. and Mrs. Slowski still married? Bill O’Reilly is upset about the turtles getting married now.


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:52 pm 89
In response to dosido @ 88

oh crap – i break that 3 comments in a row thingie all the time. *looking around* am i gonna get sent to the corner or something


dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:53 pm 90

Oh thank goodness you’re here suze. I hate talking to myself!


dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:54 pm 91

So. About the Slowskis. Can they still use their dial up and stay in their house? They haven’t been evicted because they’re turtles, have they? Has Billo’s winged monkeys ambushed them with their TV cameras?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:55 pm 92

Oh, you;r enot supposed to do the three comments in a row thingy…?


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:57 pm 93
In response to dosido @ 88

he must be upset that the honeymoon ended up on youtube


dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:58 pm 94
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 92

Oh, it’s more of a personal ethics thingy…like just because I can doesn’t mean I should. But other people (head pointing at Suze) can do whatever they want. It’s a free country!!!

Here’s the Billo thing on turtles cuz I can’t let it go;

O’Reilly: Hoover, you would let everybody get married who want to get married. You want to marry a turtle, you can.

HOOVER: Due process. I want to abide by the law. If the law says I can marry a turtle, I’ll marry a turtle. Last time I checked, we’re a Judeo-Christian culture that doesn’t allow me to marry turtles.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 10:00 pm 95

dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 10:00 pm 96

Gah!!! they should get a room!!! ROFLMAO


Suzanne | Tuesday May 12, 2009 10:00 pm 97

late late nite up at the mothership


dosido | Tuesday May 12, 2009 10:02 pm 98

OMG that’s so cute. I heart slowskis!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 10:04 pm 99

nightie night!


tbsa | Tuesday May 12, 2009 10:07 pm 100

So I guess this joke of a woman thinks it is fashionable to be a part time Christian. Can’t go along with equal rights for all humanity, but can go ahead and take your clothes off and have photos taken for anyone to see. Get plastic body parts because the parts God gave her were inadequate. What a joke. The even bigger joke is the asshole who makes her sign a contract and does nothing when the terms are broken.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 12, 2009 10:40 pm 101
In response to tbsa @ 100

Trump knows how to play his cards.


amandabee | Wednesday May 13, 2009 05:16 am 102

I like the part where she says “I am not an activist, I am not anything.”

I also like her Palin moment where she tries to argue that her freedom of speech has been abridged by criticism.


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