Late Night: Boob Jobs, Pageants and True Love
Those topless photos of Miss USA California Carrie Prejean were taken after she turned 18, according to one of her former pageant sponsors…We obtained an email sent by the sponsor (we were asked not to use his name) and he says Carrie sent him one of the topless photos after January 6, 2009, asking "if she was in good enough shape for the Miss USA Pageant." The date is significant, because that’s the day Carrie got a boob job. The former sponsor says the pic was post boob job and she was well over 18.
And those nipply beach snaps? Carrie finds it
appalling that a professional photographer would violate my trust by releasing an unauthorized and inappropriate image taken in between posed shots on a windy day which I was unaware of
I call bovine scat. Take a look and see if she seems unposed and unaware. But Carrie invoked grandpa, the Battle of Bulge (WW2, not the jeans vs ass one), freedom of speech, said she forgives Perez Hilton (hell, she should praise him to high heaven and send him a Kitson gift card for giving her career a boost out of her gig throwing tee shirts to fans during Padres games).
Prejean explains her oversight in neglecting to mention the photos saying when
You’re entering a beauty pageant you don’t think about possibly every single photo shoot you’ve ever done…This is a 12 page contract we’re talking about.
Then her polish dropped and she got real, asking the reporter in a snide tone:
Do you remember what you did when you were 16?
Trump is thrilled that his pageant, which he claims cost him very little to buy, has gotten such a high profile boost. Meanwhile, Carrie is gonna shut her piehole, do her job and keep her opinions to herself. But maybe what Carrie needs to do is learn a little about the rights that are denied to same sex couples on a federal level, and realize that allowing people to marry isn’t going to churches to perform the ceremonies!
And since part of her ministry is going to strip clubs and preaching the word of God to strippers, I wonder how she feels about her sometimes boyfriend Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps having a three hour threesome with some lap dancers?If God is love and God made us all, then why wouldn’t God want to insure that loving couples have the same legal rights, no matter who they love?
But as Perez says, Carrie’s a "simple" girl, and that may be just to hard a question for her to answer.





Happy late night all!
The NY State Assembly just passed gay marriage. The real fight of
course is in the Senate. But at least we get to watch that on
http://www.nysenate.gov