Late Night: Rumsfeld, Swine Flu, Fringenuts and You
The fringenuts are freaking out over swine flu, calling for border crackdowns and muttering strange conspiracy theories. But recall, if you will, simpler times. . . in the age of disco. . . right before punk rock. . . when swine flu first raised its grotty snout into America’s sightlines:
Why, who was our president? Gerald Ford. And who was his secretary of defense? [Cue chilling music] Donald Rumsfeld. Writes Lisa Parsons:
Rumsfeld made the imminent "swine flu" a political issue to add some spark to the campaign of President Ford, an interim leader without a cause. At Rumsfeld’s urging, the administration would ensure that "every man, woman and child" was vaccinated. Huge amounts of vaccine were produced and distributed quickly.
Some batches were contaminated. . . Six hundred people sickened and 52 died. The program was stopped a month after the election.
And nobody got swine flu.
Drat! Curses! Foiled again!
Today’s concepts of conspiracies and causes: Factory farming, government malfeasance, corporate malfeasance, a Giant Plot Involving the Illuminati (who are actually the focus of the movie Angels & Demons opening soon, so this might be a product tie-in!). . . . All of which overlooks that every year, according ot the CDC, 36,000 people die of the flu in the US.
And if swine flu is now the subject of hundreds of tee shirts, buttons, bumper stickers and one-line jokes, isn’t it pretty much over anyway?





dayam, wonder what rummy has been up to lately – i had forgotten that he was involved with the politicization of swine flu during ford’s administration.
hey lisa