Eminem Wants to Be Nailin’ Palin in New Video (sorta NSFW lyrics)

Alaska’s Frost Lady is part of Eminem’s stimulus package.

Gov GILF has a new fan in rapper Eminem, who includes Sarah Palin in a wish list of ladies with whom he’d like to be intimately involved. Palin joins the rapper’s hit list of simulated sexy celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, and Jessica Simpson in the video for "We Made You." Fame, it’s a bitch.

Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my venom, an inhaler, and two Xenadrine,
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then
Nail her. Baby, say hello to my little friend.


90 Responses to "Eminem Wants to Be Nailin’ Palin in New Video (sorta NSFW lyrics)"
ShotoJamf | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:06 pm 1

That’s some serious sonic pollution. I need double-strength ear bleach.


neurophius | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:11 pm 2

Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:11 pm 3

I so the new Green Day documentary Heart Like a Hand Grenade at a screening and it was SOOOO loud the seats shook…Kids these days I swear!


neurophius | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:12 pm 4

Eminem has a “little” friend?


egregious | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:13 pm 5

Lisa – Welcome to Late Night!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:14 pm 6

Hey, he’s honest..or modest!


ShotoJamf | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:15 pm 7
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 3

Even going to a movie is straight-up decibel hell…


newtonusr | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:15 pm 8

eminem likes the ‘calves’ too? Dude is whack.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:15 pm 9

Thanks egregius. BTW, everyone, if your arent already aware, my tpying pretty much suckblows/isn;t very good. I try catch the lazy fingers, but srsly I apologize in advance


SpillsAndThrills | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:15 pm 10

Watched the new Eminem video today. Say, didn’t Em mock Moby for being 36, and now Em is.. 37. That stuff will always come and bite ya…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:16 pm 11

He likes milky calves…?


SpillsAndThrills | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:16 pm 12

I liek your typping, Lias


nahant | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:18 pm 13

DUGGminem just LURVING some Sarah!!! ha Ha Ha!


newtonusr | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:19 pm 14
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 11

Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:19 pm 15

So, Eminem isnt enough a of a stimulus package for Gov GILF…she wants a BIG rocket (CNN) – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s office reacted Monday to North Korea’s rocket test with a statement that “reaffirmed Alaska’s commitment to protecting America from rogue nation missile attacks.”

http://politicalticker.blogs.c…..more-46794


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:21 pm 16
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 15

The kicker is there’s some pork in that package…

The statement also stressed Palin’s request for stimulus funds for a commercial rocket launch facility owned and operated by a public corporation of the state of Alaska.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:22 pm 17
In response to newtonusr @ 14

Ohhh. those calves..there was a whole flurry of practically upskirt Palin gam shots during the campaign


neurophius | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:23 pm 18
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 16

what’s she gonna do, put her own nuke warheads on those rockets and fire them at Russia from her house?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:24 pm 19

So while we’re on the subject of rock n roll, today is the 15th anniversay of Kurt Cobain’s death..basically the body was foudn 4/8 and they think he died 4/7 or late on the 6th


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:27 pm 20
In response to neurophius @ 18

I think Plain would LOVE ot have rocket so if AIP gets their way and secedes (or if Obama takes our gunz!) they can just use it as a personal defense system…


SpillsAndThrills | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:28 pm 21

RIP Kurt. I remember seeing his shoe in the paper the next day. Ugh!


ShotoJamf | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:32 pm 22
In response to neurophius @ 18

Right off the front porch. Greta Van Susteren can get the Faux Exclusive. That’s about her speed…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:33 pm 23

I wa sin Seattle for SubPop’s anniversay party (they were Nirvan;s first ;abel)..it turned into a wake. The cake was soo depressing…the whole city was so depressed…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:34 pm 24

Greta scares me..and itsa hge footbullet for Palin to been so palsy wiht her and hubby. I think Palin will NOT be a contender for 2012 unless osmething goes horribly wrong.


DrBong | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:36 pm 25
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 24

Boy… You’re not kidding on the typo thingie. ‘ere! try somma this!

;~P


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:39 pm 26
In response to DrBong @ 25

I am the despair of my pals in IRC and IMs..they have had to leanr to trnalate me intuitively..but hey Im not as bad as Courtney Love!


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:41 pm 27
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 26

no one is as bad as Courtney Love, lalisa


DrBong | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:42 pm 28
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 26

Nobody’s as “bad” as Courtney Love… and I undrstnd ur typngs cmpltly. :)


DrBong | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:44 pm 29
In response to Suzanne @ 27

what’s ur poison?


Teddy Partridge | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:46 pm 30

Countdown to Levi-Johnston-like response from the Frost Lady’s official Alaska-paid spokesperson in 4, 3, 2…

(heya lisa!)


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:46 pm 31
In response to DrBong @ 29

Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:46 pm 32
In response to Suzanne @ 27

On so many levels.. And thank you! You know speaking of Coutney she has raised an interesitng financial condunrum. say she is correct, that identity fraud was committed using money embezzled from her, and using her ID, her duaghter’s and Kurt’s–and there really is a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money — up to $500 million worth.”

My question: would those homes be hers?
http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/…..ud-houses/


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:47 pm 33
In response to Teddy Partridge @ 30

Oooh… Teddy, comes sit my me and share it it wiht us..TASTY!!!!


conniptionfit | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:52 pm 34

Seriously…huh?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:53 pm 35

This is an interesting Palin tidbit form adn.com: Gov. Sarah Palin plans to raise money for the re-election campaign of Alaska Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski, and hopes to end speculation she might challenge Murkowski in the primary for the U.S. Senate next year.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:55 pm 36

So if she’s not going to run for senate….is she washed up for good? Hung out to dry until 2012? Or are we seeing her bleached bones because of all the dirty laundry that’s been aired. (sorry for the metaphors..it’s cleaning day here chez La Figa)


conniptionfit | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:55 pm 37

I’m lookin’ for teh funny…I’m lookin’ for teh serious, all I come up with is..:EWWWWW!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:56 pm 38
In response to conniptionfit @ 37

You mean Courtney, or Palin?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:57 pm 39

Here’sa little cheer..Tony Orlando’s birthday was this week, one the first major Latino cros over stars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXoFGopZnQ


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:58 pm 40

minus his hot ’stash.


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 08:59 pm 41

he had his hot ’stash when i saw him and dawn – back in the tie a yellow ribbon days


conniptionfit | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:00 pm 42
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 38

Any, all. Blech.


conniptionfit | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:01 pm 43
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 39

Wait. Tony’s still ALIVE?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:02 pm 44

Yes he is http://www.tonyorlando.com/

And he’s tourng Iraq from April 9 to 18!


conniptionfit | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:05 pm 45
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 44

Dude! Dawn wuz always the best part of him…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:05 pm 46

Okay, this is a weird story just off the wires: Two dozen charged in alleged street gang-led mortgage fraud

wo dozen people were indicted on racketeering and other charges for allegedly conducting a wide-ranging mortgage fraud based in San Diego and led by a street gang member, according an indictment unsealed on Tuesday.

The lead defendant, Darnell Bell, a documented member of the Lincoln Park street gang in Los Angeles, received at least $9 million in proceeds from the enterprise, prosecutors said.

Bell’s status as an active member of the Lincoln Park street gang helped him recruit straw buyers for 220 properties with a total sales price of $100 million, and later maintain discipline among them, according the indictment.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:08 pm 47

But on to cheerier things…Thanks for posting the Poison song. I iwl be actually be seeing them, Def Leppard and Cheap Trick. In Vegas. Because..uh…it sems sooo wrong


conniptionfit | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:08 pm 48
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 46

This has to be just the oligarchy’s attempt to blame it all on the black people…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:09 pm 49

and actually the recession has helped wiht concert ticket prices–I got U2 tickets for $31 plus service charges..though I think actually seeing the stage wil require a telescope and oxygen to counter the altitude iof the seats


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:14 pm 50

about time concert tickets came down. when the cost of a ticket is equal to my monthly food budget, it makes it dayam hard to justify the expense.


Loo Hoo. | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:15 pm 51

She’ll raise money for Murkowski in a ”special” fund.

Read SarahPac. One for Lisa, one for Sarah.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:17 pm 52
In response to conniptionfit @ 48

Well Courney Love CLAIMS (lol) that her fortune was used in a simliar scam…

Teddy–any updates on Palin…I am craving her craven lies!


Loo Hoo. | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:18 pm 53
In response to Suzanne @ 50

And really, I haven’t seen a concert in years worth the money except Emmy Lou. Wait for the DVD, Suz. If it’s worthwhile, you can see it as many times as you like.

Remember NIGHTCLUBS???


neurophius | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:19 pm 54

from Progressivealaska.com:

http://www.sarahpac.com/landing/


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:20 pm 55
In response to Suzanne @ 50

If TicketMaster and LiveNation merge (which they are trying ot do, expect more of the same). BTW the U2 tix I got from ticket master for $31 are now being scalped for $78 each…tragic.


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:22 pm 56
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 55

fork


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:22 pm 57
In response to Loo Hoo. @ 53

I still go to niteclubs–Thursday I am going to a cool cabete clled telekenis–very artsy


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:23 pm 58

Bob doesn’t like Eminem. When he first heard the beat he began to dance but after about 20 seconds he started screaming and wouldn’t stop until I paused the video. Needless to say, I’m very proud of him (he’s more of a Miles Davis bird).


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:29 pm 59

what kind of bird?


Loo Hoo. | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:29 pm 60
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 57

Where are you?

Years ago I was able to see Kris Kristofferson and Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks in a setting of about 50 people. So cool.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:30 pm 61

I am in Southenr CA


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:32 pm 62

That show sounds amazing– I am seeing Leonard Cohen Friday night!


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:36 pm 63
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 59

ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:37 pm 64
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 62

Enjoy! Seeing Leonard would be great.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:37 pm 65

Is that a sun conure?


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:38 pm 66
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 62

*sigh* i hope he does this


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:40 pm 67
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 59

I don’t actually have any pictures of Bob (yet). I adopted him from an avian rescue last year. This looks just like him, though.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:42 pm 68

I am not familar wiht his work really, but a good friend is taking me..and I am thrilled ot see a living legend


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:43 pm 69
In response to Suzanne @ 66

Isle of Wight would have been the best of the big festivals to attend, I think. The lineup was incredible.


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:43 pm 70
In response to ratfood @ 67

he’s gorgeous – love the blue tips and the wee bit of orange by his legs.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:43 pm 71

OMG, Bob-type bird is soo cute! I LOVE the black head! Does he speak human at all?


nahant | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:44 pm 72
In response to ratfood @ 67

He is a great looking bird. We have a Cockatiel who is 24 years old and still going strong! He has been a great friend for the whole family and the dog.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:45 pm 73

I love birds, despite being mauled by a neighbors macaw when I was 9…


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:45 pm 74
In response to Suzanne @ 70

Thanks, his wings and tail both fade into something like a cobalt blue.


Teddy Partridge | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:47 pm 75
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 36

Well, she’s up for re-election herself in 2010, right? Maybe she’s gonna focus on that. Or raising her (grand)baby when Bristol decides to go to college.


AZ Matt | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:48 pm 76

Democrat Wins Open House Seat

This was for Rahm’s open seat in Chicago.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:48 pm 77

So Dr Laura actually harshed Sarah Palin..said basiclaly that Palin not being a stay at hime mom was at cause for Bristols pregnancy (whatever) and called Palin a liar for trititng Levi out to RNC conventin and decried MCain “embraicng” the yong man and the lack of values Palin exemplified! Cracks in the conservative armor


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:49 pm 78
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 71

They are not known for having a large vocabulary and he hasn’t learned anything new since I adopted him (I don’t think). He says “hello” and “have a kiss?” followed by an actual kiss. Before I let him out of his cage in the morning he repeats “it’s morning, it’s morning” lest I forgot. Says a few other things that are not quite intelligible.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:50 pm 79

I hope Quigley’s a good guy–Chicago politics are really gnarly form what I can tell!


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:51 pm 80
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 77

dang, dr laura must be developing a tolerance to the kool-aid – time for double strength to get her back in line


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:51 pm 81

And btw, thnaks for being here for my first Late Night..this iwl be my slot for whhile I think along with my usual blog La Figa here on FDL (I type better there, I swear!)


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:52 pm 82
In response to nahant @ 72

I lost my mom whom I had taken care of in January 2008 and almost exactly a month later our 18-year old cockatiel Ozzie passed away. Bad start to the year. I adopted Bob a month later. I went to the avian rescue because there are a lot more exotic birds out there than good homes.


ratfood | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:53 pm 83

Time to power down. Wishing a splendid evening to all.


GregB | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:53 pm 84

Democrat Mike Quigley has won Rahm Emmanuels’ old congressional seat by 70% tonight.

-G


Suzanne | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:54 pm 85
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 68

woohoo – excellent news lalisa. i’ll be following you on tue nites with late late nite


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:55 pm 86

Thank you! This is FUN!


nahant | Tuesday April 7, 2009 09:59 pm 87
In response to ratfood @ 82

We have a friend who was breeding them and she gave us our first one but my middle son(he was 2) helped her out the back door. Tommy was her replacement and wouldn’t you know it he bonded to my son and to this day when he visits Tommy gets all excited and has to see my son. Tommy used to chase my old dog around the floor(the dog was 95lbs) it was real funny to watch. Birds are a lot smarter than most realize and make great pets!!


Loo Hoo. | Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:04 pm 88
In response to AZ Matt @ 76

Alrighty!


Loo Hoo. | Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:05 pm 89
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 77

OMG! A thing of beauty!


Loo Hoo. | Tuesday April 7, 2009 10:08 pm 90
In response to Teddy Partridge @ 75

Bristol graduated HS?


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