Monday, Levi Johnston appears on Tyra Banks to discuss love, sex and the Palins. Here’s a sneak peek at the hockey playing hunk, who says that he was pretty sure Sarah Palin, aka Gov. GILF–an abstinence supporter– knew that he and Bristol were making the beast with two backs. According to Levi, they practiced safe sex every time.

"Practiced" seems to be the operative word, since they didn’t quite get it right….

Then Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend hedges a bit and says

Well most of the time.

Tyra asks if there was a "wardrobe malfunction."  But yes, it sounds more like an inability to follow basic directions on the condom wrapper–you’re supposed to put it on in the beginning and leave it on. There can be advance spillage, ya know!

And "most of the time" could Tripp you up…