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In a pre-election video, Rick Warren,who says he would never endorse a candidate but on moral issues makes it really clear whom he prefers–once again fondles a favorite rotting corpse of lies, that "for 5,000 years in every religion marriage has been one man and one woman." Then in an astounding leap of linguistic faith Pastor Rick says that:

There are about 2% of Americans who are homosexual or gay and lesbian people. We should not let 2% of the population change the definition of marriage.

This is not even just a Christian issue. It’s a humanitarian and human issue.

WTF?!  You wanna talk humanitarian issues, Pastor Rick? Let’s talk about your BFF  and partner in the fight on AIDS in Africa, Martin Ssempa who has appeared on stage at Saddleback Church twice and who moved your wife to tears as she declared

You are my brother, Martin, and I love you. 

Ssempa has burned condoms in the name of Jesus, called on newspapers to publish the names of known homosexuals and urged the imprisonment of gays.  And Ssempa is hugely crazy, one of the many evangelized African pastors dangerously obsessed with witchcraft.

As Max Blumenthal writes, Ssempa, who has a room set aside for exorcisms–when interviewed by  Dr. Helen Epstein, author of The Invisible Cure: Why We’re Losing The Fight Against AIDS In Africa–told the public health expert

that Satan worshipers hold meetings under Lake Victoria, where they are promised riches in exchange for human blood, which they collect by staging car accidents and kidnappings.

Blumenthal reports that Ssempe is a close friend with Uganda’s First Lady Janet Museveni, who on New Year’s Eve 1999 rededicated the country to the "lordship" of Jesus Christ during a stadium revival meeting. She was joined on stage by a pastor who announced:

We renounce idolatry, witchcraft, and Satanism in our land! 

Sounds a bit like Kenyan pastor Thomas Muthee who cast out witchcraft for Sarah Palin in her Wasilla church.

Last May in Kissii Kenya, 11 elderly people were killed and 50 houses torched as a mob went looking for witches. Residents accused the witches of causing their children to perform poorly in school.  Njoroge Ndirangu, the commissioner in charge of Kisii Central district said:

These people identified who is to be killed by accusing their victims of bewitching their sons and daughters.

Both a part of the continent’s history, traditionally "witchcraft" in Africa differed from sorcery. Witchcraft was an accidental inability to control magical powers, an involuntarily wandering evil eye, while sorcery was directed magic.  There were–and still are–also "witch doctors," sorcerers who cure people of both bewitchments and provide cures for illnesses using local herbs–and yes sometimes these are the same thing. And of course there are charlatans who claim magical powers and like many pastors, will take a fee for removing curses and witchery.

Since the 19th century, evangelical Christianity, which has grown more frantic and fanatic since the influx of billions of dollars in HIV funding, has muddied the difference and witches are seen everywhere.  Pastors tell parents that their children, some as young as nine months, who have fevers or cry are possessed and need to be delivered from witchcraft at a price.

Often pastors promise that children and women afflicted with witchery can be "delivered,"  that exorcised of the ability to bewitch, for  a price. But many times the children are abused and abandoned.

Helen Ukpabio, a wealthy Nigerian evangelist filmmaker and president of Liberty Gospel Church, claims to have done 20,000  "deliverances"  in Nigeria and America.

If you don’t deliver a witch, the family can never be at peace. Let us deliver the people who are witches. We should not allow sentiments to come in here, because witchcraft is real…Witchcraft in not only practised in Nigeria. When I went to North Carolina in the United States, there were very many witches. They came to me asking, "Please can you deliver me? Can you deliver me? Please deliver me."

Ukpabio made a popular video showing children allegedly eating corpse and being inducted into a coven.  She told AllAfrica that the film

warns parents to beware of the greed in their children as greedy children who receive everything they see from other children at school or the playground can easily be contaminated.

"Contaminated" by witchcraft. And how does witchcraft tie into HIV/AIDS education and prevention? Pastor Joe Ita, the preacher at Ukpabio’s Liberty Gospel Church explains:

But we cannot attribute all things to witches, they work on inclinations too, so they don’t create HIV, but if you are promiscuous then the witch will give you HIV.

HIV/AIDS activist Reggie Jerrison of Nata Botswana claims he was resurrected from death by Bishop Dr. Barnabas Lekganyane. Jerrison–who takes antiretrovirals after being diagnosed with HIV and works as a peer counsellor advocating condoms and testing–refuses to admit that he got HIV through sexual intercourse, blood transfusion and needle sharing. He says he got HIV through witchcraft.

"I have not been infected by this virus because I had an affair. It is all witchcraft. It is not because I slept with an HIV positive person."

Even after intense questioning on why he blames his infection on witchcraft, he is adamant that someone has bewitched him.

Western church groups need to continue educating people about the real causes of HIV/AIDS–and those causes aren’t witchcraft. European and and American churches working on African HIV/AIDS education–hello, Pastor Rick!–need to turn African evangelicals away from the insanity of riculous accustations which lead to the repulsive abuse of children and the elderly, often at a profit by pastors. To use Rick Warren’s words:

 This is not even just a Christian issue. It’s a humanitarian and human issue.

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36 Responses to "Ignorant Rick Warren’s Ugandan BFF is Dangerously Crazy"
Eureka Springs | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:15 pm 1

This guy is one step away from being a Moonie. Considering his wealth, he would probably see that as a compliment.


dakine01 | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:16 pm 2

Gee. Rick Warren hanging out with other crazy religious nutz.

Who could have anticipated…?


LS | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:16 pm 3

Pastors Gone Wild.


SnarKassandra | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:18 pm 4

Is Uganda the same country where Sarah Palin’s minister is?


SnarKassandra | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:19 pm 5
In response to SnarKassandra @ 4

Oops. Just re-read the post. That was Kenya.


LS | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:19 pm 6

Yeah, and it is bad enough that Moon is still walkin’ around and spreading his insanity.

How is it that these cult leaders are able to continue their practice of capturing minds????

Jesus would have a conniption about this stuff…oh yeah, he did. He overthrew the moneymakers in the temple…


Teddy Partridge | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:23 pm 7

Cray-zee


SnarKassandra | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:23 pm 8
In response to Teddy Partridge @ 7

Hi Mr Teddy!!!!!


yellowsnapdragon | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:24 pm 9

2 percent? Hahahaha. Right.


ratfood | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:29 pm 10

This is indicative of the problems with faith-based belief systems. People who dismiss the importance of science and empirical evidence are likely to believe anything which appears to support their prejudice. In that respect, Warren is no different than Martin Ssempa.


bonkers | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:29 pm 11

Any posts coming up about how Obama has asked a lesbian couple to travel with them on the whistlestop tour? Seems like a pretty positive development.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyo…..585/681832


ratfood | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:32 pm 12
In response to bonkers @ 11

Not Sam and Lindsey I hope?


Eureka Springs | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:36 pm 13
In response to SnarKassandra @ 4

NIce to see someone unleashed the Snarkassandra! Welcome back Cassie.


dakine01 | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:37 pm 14
In response to bonkers @ 11

Well, you could surf around LaFiga and get your answer.


SnarKassandra | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:39 pm 15
In response to Eureka Springs @ 13

Thanks ES!


SnarKassandra | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:39 pm 16
In response to Eureka Springs @ 13

I wasn’t on a leash. I was behind the camo curtain and living on an army base.


bonkers | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:40 pm 17
In response to dakine01 @ 14

Cool. Thanks. That’s why I asked. FDL’s gotten so rich with info that I often don’t have time to check anything but the main page.


bonkers | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:40 pm 18
In response to bonkers @ 17

And that’s a good thing.


ratfood | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:41 pm 19

There are about 2% of Americans who are homosexual or gay and lesbian people.

Forget about his bogus statistic for a moment, I’m trying to wrap my mind around this either/or scenario. Apparently Rick is suggesting that you can be homosexual OR you can be gay AND lesbian. One of us is terribly confused.


Eureka Springs | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:45 pm 20
In response to SnarKassandra @ 16

Now that reminds me.. Maybe we can ask the Obama folks to quit censoring our soldiers and their families…. from simple blogs for pete’s sakes.


hackworth | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:53 pm 21

The Evangelical Movement in Africa has opened up a Pandora’s box of witches. The Evangelical Movement has stirred up a dangerous, lifethreatening – often fatal – batch of Witches’ Brew. Rick Warren’s supplanting of otherworldly ideas (he is a brainwasher) in the minds of inherently superstitious, uneducated peoples is murder by proxy. Rick Warren is a dangerous psychopath.

What a gigantic can of worms clusterfuck.


Gnome de Plume | Thursday January 8, 2009 06:58 pm 22

Ironically, the ad on my page to the right is for something called “Southern Evangelical Seminary Online”. Can you get a degree in witch craft, I wonder?


bluejeansntshirt | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:03 pm 23

Wanted to see NC before I die but now with the witch infestation, I just don’t know. I wonder if their tourist board knows about this.


LS | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:04 pm 24
In response to hackworth @ 21

Gawllly????? Why would anyone want people in Africa to die by disease or massacre or neglect or holocaust???? Why???? Rick Warren is there to save them from theiremselves……poor ignorant horny souls who can’t figure out how to exist…the cradle of the world…

Clear and hold and secure. Oh yeah…”surge”.

Oh yeah…after the oil, diamonds, etc..(oh yeah, and leave enough labor around to get the goods for cheap)…are extrapolated from that Continent… Oh, no…!!!!! Conspiracy! No one would do something like that!!! No one!

Bite me.


Synoia | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:06 pm 25

“And Ssempa is hugely crazy, one of the many evangelized African pastors dangerously obsessed with witchcraft’

Umm…that would be nearly every person in sub saharan africa seriously obsessed with witchcraft.

In southern afiica they raise their bed 3 feet off the ground so the tokoloshe don’t bump their heads on the bed & place a curse on the sleeper…


LS | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:07 pm 26
In response to LS @ 24

Oh yeah, President-elect Barack Obama is fully aware of the rape of Africa.

Thank God.

Not snark!


jussumbody | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:08 pm 27

It’s all true. The homosexuals or the gays and lesbians did witchcraft on the Golden Corral and Luby’s restaurants to make all the Baptists who go in there fat. I was there. I said let’s just do Church of Christ and leave teh Baptists alone. But Rosie and Ellen overruled me. Lesbians! So pushy. Then me and Ellen split a Luann’s plate, but Rosie pigged out with four desserts.


LS | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:09 pm 28

Synoia 25.

That is EXACTLY what happened to countries like Haiti….wonderful ground to create superstitions that keep countries spinning on their knees and allow those who want to use them to use them.

Whose yer Daddy God?


LS | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:12 pm 29

jussumbody!!!!

I am LMFAO!!!!! Bwahahahahaha….!!!

Luby’s is great when you don’t know what to eat…you just eat everything…Mmmmmmm…!


jussumbody | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:24 pm 30

It’s harrble. You go in for the salmon croquettes, and then 1200 calories later yer burbing fried okra and some damn cheesecake with oreo crust. Makes you think the Baptists are doing retaliatory witchcraft.


hackworth | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:24 pm 31

China has been building roads all over Afrika. Benevolence. Actually, Afrika has a trade deficit with China. Imagine that! Now China makes sweet deals to extract resources like copper. They build the roads to do it. A lot of houses get mowed down, but hey that’s progress.


marymccurnin | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:28 pm 32

Jeebus Christ on a stick.


marymccurnin | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:29 pm 33
In response to hackworth @ 31

Sounds a little like urban renewal.


hackworth | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:40 pm 34
In response to jussumbody @ 27

There’s no Luby’s in Florida. None in Central FL anyway. Is that a California chain?


hackworth | Thursday January 8, 2009 07:42 pm 35
In response to marymccurnin @ 33

Swear to god. China is on Afrika like white on rice. If you google China roads Africa, you will be astounded.


bluebutterfly | Friday January 9, 2009 12:17 am 36
In response to hackworth @ 35

Yes, indeed, but so is the US.

http://www.engdahl.oilgeopolit…..frica.html


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