Chi-town burger shack Kuma’s has new addition to the menu, the #!@%¿ Blagojevich Burger. It’s ten bucks for the 10-oz patty and a slice of bolgna stuffed inside a pair of grilled cheese sandwiches and decorated with a dollar sign squirt of mustard– but a note scrawled on the restaurant chalk board says "price negotiable."

To make it palatable to the ears, customers ask for the Bleepin’ Blago. The Chicago Tribune says the meaty feast is a

&%$! valuable hamburger. This thing is &!%$ golden.

But it actually sounds really unctuous, if not downright greasy.