Courtney Love Album Delayed as She Solves the Mortgage Crisis

Courtney Love’s MySpace administrator posted on Love’s blog that her looooong delayed album Nobody’s Daughter will not be released on time.  According to the administrator, Ms. Love, who the admin describes as

sober, clean, classy and very elegant and sophisticated and super intelligent

has $30 million in sponsorships

from a prominent feminine hygiene/menstrual company and a prominent tequila company ??? and Courtney doesn’t even understand that part!

The serious reason for the delay is that Courtney has been investigating the mortgage crisis and has discovered one of the major causes! According to Courtney, the mortgage industry meltdown is due in large part to a vast conspiracy of her former employees and confidants who embezzled her and daughter Frances out of what she claims has grown into a gianormous grift amounting to $800,000,000.

Courtney has been investigating this for a few years now though it’s hard because, she writes:

my mac is so hacked when i get a piece of data it changes…they change information once i dissemnitae it, im actially wuite furious that my ag is governor gerry Brown and my senator BOxer and my Congressman Waxmen and ive ardently supposrted all of them and since the 4 trillio yep FOUR TRILLION in mortgage fruad annually in the usa 65% of it begings in the San fernando Valley depsite ending up in Houston or Metarie or Verdi

Basically Courtney believes that the trust funds created for her daughter were raided and that money used, along with Kurt Cobain’s social security number and variations of his name, his family members’ names, and the names of people like Kelly Ripa, Madonna and Pamela Anderson to buy thousands of pieces of property around the United States, each piece leveraged and refinanced to buy more. And she has the proof, though no one will listen to her. But she has hope:

mr Bill O Reilly would be more than FUCKING FURIOUS that his taxes were going to pay for developments and apns some wich do not even EXIST using the stolen money of a dead man and his child due to her provicianl EBIDO trust funds malicious insane and obsessive negilance , ooh boy are they in trouble, oooh

Yes, hopefully Courtney will be able to get someone to listen to her about the vast mortgage fraud/ identity theft ring that has targeted her and cost tax payers billions because

regarding the above shit its all real and its all really scary and i am becoming an adept forensic, i just am not MeANT to be an adept forensic, im MEANT to design write perfrom and produce

and finally release that record her fans have been waiting for.

21 Responses to "Courtney Love Album Delayed as She Solves the Mortgage Crisis"
Bustednuckles | Friday January 2, 2009 09:14 am 1

Shut up and go away Courtney.

foothillsmike | Friday January 2, 2009 09:17 am 2

sober, clean, classy and very elegant and sophisticated and super intelligent
431 hrs & 43 min

Twain | Friday January 2, 2009 09:21 am 3

Maybe I’m just old, but Courtney Love is about the last person whose opinion I care about on any subject. She’s just another “it’s all about me” idiot.

rwcole | Friday January 2, 2009 09:21 am 4

Courtney Who?

Who is this person and why should we care about her?

rwcole | Friday January 2, 2009 09:23 am 5

I have a rule:

“For all X where X is a human who has produced a pop music album, I don’t want to hear any of the views of X”

rwcole | Friday January 2, 2009 09:24 am 6

Harry Reid vows to keep Burris out of the Senate- physically if necessary..

Harry standin at the door of the senate with an axe-handle keepin an african american appointee from bein seated…what great theatre!

wtlloyd | Friday January 2, 2009 09:24 am 7

Ummm…no more on her and/or this, please.

SomethingTheDogSaid | Friday January 2, 2009 09:27 am 8

Has Ms. Love never heard of spell check? It would be moderately more convincing if I did not have to wade through her horrible grammar,spelling and capitalization.

I know that sounds elitist, but being dyslexic it makes it nearly impossible to read.

oldtree | Friday January 2, 2009 09:28 am 9

If only Palin was so articulate.

rwcole | Friday January 2, 2009 09:29 am 10

We are apparently in a total news blackout

mookieblaylock | Friday January 2, 2009 09:34 am 11
In response to Bustednuckles @ 1

her 16 year old daughter just bought a 7 million dollar co op in manhattan-kurt is surely rolling over in his grave

MrToad | Friday January 2, 2009 09:35 am 12

You know what? This is so perfectly bizarre that Miss Courtney must be right – that the trust fund and Cobain’s info were used for illegal and immoral porpoises. Not the other stuff, I guess, although that would make a lovely short novel. Anyway, with all the other dreck out there to write about, this is a refreshing change. Thanks!

Twain | Friday January 2, 2009 09:42 am 13

Jane is upstairs.

foothillsmike | Friday January 2, 2009 09:43 am 14
In response to mookieblaylock @ 11

My alma mater had an outstanding bball player w/ your handle. He went on to play for the nets. Any connection?
431 hrs & 17 min

biodieselvw | Friday January 2, 2009 09:56 am 15

Slow news day? Wow… FDL has reached a new low…

darkblack | Friday January 2, 2009 09:59 am 16

How apt that revenue from the soundtrack to so many GenX’ers lives is being squandered to finance the fuels that fire such illucid prattle.

What next for diva Courtney – Space aliens wearing Mouseketeer hats brandishing anal probes in a quest for cash to get back to Arcturus? Nay, too commonplace, too vin ordinaire. Some people never recover from success.

Skilly | Friday January 2, 2009 10:26 am 17
In response to biodieselvw @ 15

No kidding. This post seems more appropriate for “Tbogg” for its tenor. I apologize for Thread trashing as I know this is undesirable. but, this post seems both irrelevant and mean.

Quebecois | Friday January 2, 2009 11:57 am 18

Whoa, Love has to be a repuplican, she creates new realities with every pill…

CCooper | Friday January 2, 2009 12:53 pm 19

Just Say No To Drugs.

cinnamonape | Friday January 2, 2009 01:31 pm 20

She may be “clean and sober” but what this establishes is that the brain cell damage is long-lasting. I wonder if the spam emails I’ve been getting from “victims of NSA Mind Control” are originating from Courtney.

polizeros | Friday January 2, 2009 02:53 pm 21

This isn’t drugs. This is mental illness. Like when Britney cracked up. She appears to be returning to the planet. Let’s hope Courtney can too.

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