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I Can See Sarah Palin From my Kitchen Window

Lisa Derrick Tuesday December 30, 2008 8:04 pm

Why did Sarah Palin top the poll of most desirable celebrity neighbors, beating out Oprah Winfrey, Britney Spears and the Beckhams among both the men and women surveyed?

1) She might let her kids babysit for you

2) She might share her moose kills

3) She might walk outside wrapped in a towel

4) Clothes-swap parties

5) "Coffee" klatches with Gram Johnston

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4 Responses to "I Can See Sarah Palin From my Kitchen Window"

dakine01 | Tuesday December 30, 2008 08:10 pm 1

Yeah, I thought maybe if she helped keep the freezer stocked with Moose Burgers…

Eli | Tuesday December 30, 2008 09:02 pm 2

6) “Ridin’ the Zamboni pony”

Teddy Partridge | Tuesday December 30, 2008 09:54 pm 3

Todd’s hot, some say.

Lisa Derrick | Wednesday December 31, 2008 05:08 am 4

It was really a toss up between Gram’s “coffee” and Todd mowing the lawn shirtless. But I went for crass capitalism that drives America, and figured the neighbors could make more off the tabloids from a snap of Sarah in a towel or a chat with Sherry than they could with Todd-tales–unless he got caught in flagrante delicto.

Sheesh I hope the holiday doesn’t hold up my delivery of the Star…

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